All i can be is me,whoever that is.

vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

angrywafflewrestler:

orionsnightsky:

thechanelmuse:

Get ‘em! John Legend stay woke. 

And this is why I love John Legend

Even with all his burrs and all his edges?

i never said bitch till my heart was broken,
now it seem like bitch the only word ever spoken
they teach you how to love, but never the out come
so when i see love. im trying to out run
and ima do this cart lewis on this life track
i gave her everything, i want my life back
and that ring too, oh what i mean boo
i mean my life is fucking better since i seen you
all up in my life like r3 d2
who knew with out that make up you were see through
we grew apart like lines in a broadway play
and i aint mean to pick apart that day
when you say us is too much too try to discuss
and i aint even did shit, wasnt even no mistrust
you was fuckin tripin and couldnt handle life
so then you cut me off, and bitch that wasnt right
remember that night, your whole family put you down
and i treat you like a queen, even handed you a crown
but then you slipped off like nightgowns do at ron day vus
they say you never play your part, you loose
but i play my part like denzel trainin day was my fuckin oscar
but you the actress bitch, yeah a fuckin imposter
but now i got a roster, and you aint even startin
i got a new bitch, bitch, and you aint even parkin
oh im sorry bitch, did i offend you,
great bitch cause i ment too
i never said bitch till my heart was broken,
now it seem like its the only word ever spoken
i never said bitch till my heart was broken,
now it seem like bitch the only word ever spoken
live in the same city, drive the same streets
but when i ask for some time, you say you cant meet
you say you gotta work, and you got shit to do
but all that really means is i dont mean shit to you
so whats the point of me standing here on my own two
and when i need to talk too, i tell her phone you
naw that aint the life, at least not for me
you got me writing dont my shit like i was socrates
and last night i met a girl that was in the club
she told me by the way i look, she knew i need love
gave me a hug, and it felt so good
and she treated me in all the ways i wish you sorta would
i wish you sorta could, but you dont have the time
how we gonna be in love, when i was next in line
i brought that girl home, i hope you understand
she made me feel like a man
i never said bitch till my heart was broken,
now it feel like bitch the only word ever spoken
i never said bitch till my heart was broken,
now it feel like bitch the only word ever spoken

shadownote349:

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

Never gonna not reblog this.

shadownote349:

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

Never gonna not reblog this.

dennys:

Legend has it that if you leave your stack of pancakes unattended for too long the mythical Pancake Goblin will emerge and eagerly take advantage of your carelessness. Do not fear, pancake lovers, the Pancake Goblin is friendly! Never judge a book by its cover, they say. He just has an insatiable appetite for pancakes. Who could blame him?

dennys:

Legend has it that if you leave your stack of pancakes unattended for too long the mythical Pancake Goblin will emerge and eagerly take advantage of your carelessness. Do not fear, pancake lovers, the Pancake Goblin is friendly! Never judge a book by its cover, they say. He just has an insatiable appetite for pancakes. Who could blame him?